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Title: Hey, Headmaster
Author: [livejournal.com profile] burnin_up_a_sun
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco; background Scorpius/Albus
Rating: PG13/Teen
Word Count: 3049
Content/Warning(s):
Summary/Prompt: P22: Crotchety Professors after retiring from their careers! Or rather, trying to be crotchety, only to find out they are beloved by the students. At least there's endless amounts of tea. Oh, and afterhours access to the Prefect's bath.
A/N: For CarpeMermaid. I hope these crotchety old men meet your approval! They're a bit adorable, though.
Huge thanks to Crowgirl and Elizajane for their brilliant suggestions. Also, the title comes from the Pet Shop Boys' song of the same name.

“Stop fussing and let me do it.”

Draco rested his chin on Harry’s shoulder and looked at their reflections in the entryway mirror. He gently removing Harry’s shaking hands from his bowtie and looped Harry’s garnet and gold silk, tightening the knot. “There. Perfect.”

Draco slowly turned Harry until they faced each other. “You’ll be the best Headmaster that Hogwarts has ever had. You know that, right?”

Draco heard a derisive snort from their lounge. “Go to your other frame, Snape,” he hollered over his shoulder. “This isn’t about you today.” Draco tidied Harry’s dress robes, his hand hovering over the faded Gryffindor crest. “It’s about time we got you new robes, Potter. You know that Madam Malkin would send someone here to measure you…Robes that befit a headmaster.”

“What if I don’t want to be headmaster?” Harry whispered, his voice so quiet that it was almost lost in the noise of the students outside their door. “Maybe they won’t even choose me. I mean, they interviewed everyone. Maybe it’s you.”

Draco shook with laughter. “And perhaps it’s Sybil Trelawney. You know that they won’t choose me to be headmaster. No matter how far in the past the war was, I’ll always be a Death Eater to some people.”

Harry began to argue, but Draco cut him off. “Ten years ago when I took the job as Graphic Arts professor here, you saw the parents’ outcry. McGonagall received Howlers daily for weeks, and that was thirty years after the war ended.”

Harry’s eyes burned with anger. “I’m glad Minerva hired you. You’re the best teacher here. The kids respect the hell out of you.”

“You’re biased because I sleep with you,” Draco coughed, uncomfortable with Harry’s praise. “Plus I have a stack of end of year reports that disagree with you. Most of the students hate my course. You, though. You made Muggle Studies desireable. And as Gryffindor’s Head of House and Quidditch coach, you're already more involved than most headmasters.”

Harry looked away; when Draco lifted Harry’s chin, he hadn’t been prepared for fear. “Okay, Potter. What is going on? What aren't you telling me?” He kept his voice light but firm.

Harry straightened up, clenched his jaw. “Look. I'm done with people relying on me to fix everything. To save everyone. I like being a teacher. It may not be a savior or an auror or even a headmaster, but I’m good at it, and it’s what I want to do. And I don’t think that what I want matters to anyone.” When he finished, Harry’s shoulders sagged, as if the force of his words had knocked the air out of him.

“Potter, you idiot. You don’t have to be anything you don’t want to be.” Draco kissed the crow’s foot at the corner of Harry’s eye. “Those days are long gone. You’ve done enough for the Wizarding world.”

Harry nodded, and Draco knew he was only pretending to agree. If Harry were chosen, he’d serve. With a deep breath, he opened the door for Draco, and they joined the stream of students flowing toward the Great Hall.

“Yo, Professor Potter!”

Draco held out his hand to stop the child from continuing. “I’ve told you repeatedly, Smith. Yo is not an acceptable form of hailing someone.”

The child grinned. “That’s why I didn’t say Yo, Professor Malfoy!” he said before dissolving into laughter.

“You’re a real comedian, Smith. Where’s your final watercolor project?” Draco crossed his arms over his chest and frowned. He stopped short of actually tapping his toe as he waited for Smith’s answer. Harry snickered behind his hand, and when Draco glared at him, Harry pretended to cough to cover his laughter.

The student stuttered and ducked into an alcove until Draco and Harry passed. “I’m assuming it’s on my desk, young man, or do not sign up for Art VI next year,” Draco called over his shoulder, knowing Smith would still hear him.

“Will it be there?” Harry asked, dodging a group of boys who’d stopped in the middle of the hallway, forming a circle to play magical hacky-sack.

“Not even a little,” Draco admitted. “His grade will suffer, but he’s ridiculously talented.”

A seventh-year tapped Draco’s shoulder. “Professor Malfoy? I still haven’t heard from the Muggle University in Paris--about if I’ve been accepted for the fall term.”

Draco stopped Harry in the middle of the hallway. “I would have expected you to hear already.” He rubbed his chin as he thought. “I know a Witch who works at the Uni. I’ll owl her and let you know what she says.”

She flung her arms around Draco’s neck and hugged him, teary from knowing she was leaving Hogwarts. “I’ll miss you most of all, but don’t tell Professor Potter. He always thinks it’s him.” She kissed Draco’s cheek and rejoined her friends.

“Don’t tell Professor Potter?” Harry asked, pretending to be snarky.

“Please. You’re in the wank bank of every student here,” Draco grinned, knowing how that embarrassed Harry. “I suspect even for the boys who believe they’re straight. Let me have this one.”

Chatter swirled around them as the students rushed to the Great Hall excited for their upcoming summer hols. Harry and Draco wound their way through the throngs of students to the row of large, squashy arm chairs facing the head table. Once Harry was seated, Draco leaned down to him and whispered, “When this is over, let’s celebrate. I hear they have a new bubble scent in the Prefects’ bath. And I may have purchased body paint for you.”

He nuzzled Harry’s neck and dragged his palm down Harry’s chest. “Is it a date?” Draco asked. Over the chaos of the Hall, no one else could hear Harry’s whimper. His cheeks flushed as he nodded.

Draco turned toward his own chair and bumped into a second year, who’d been waiting to speak to him. “We’re putting together the last Hogwarts newspaper of the year. On the record, who do you think is going to be the new Headmaster?” Ximena Martinez asked, holding her quill on her reporter’s notepad ready to record their comments.

Harry ground his teeth. “I’m sure whomever is chosen will follow the fine tradition of the previous headmasters—”

“Professor Trelawney,” Draco interrupted with a grin. “Conventional wisdom is betting on her. Of course, she’d already know that.”

Martinez stood, with no idea if either were telling the truth. She wrote down the quotes word for word as she tried to think of a follow up question.

“Best get the paper out, right, Martinez?” Draco shoo’d her away and watched her corner Professor McGonagall.

Draco settled himself in his seat; out of the corner of his eye, he watched Harry wring his hands. If Draco weren’t mistaken, Harry was paler than before.

“Grampy! Grand-père!”

Draco said a silent Thank you, Merlin. Harry had an armful of ginger, hugging him and settling next to Harry in his chair. “Hey. I have a brilliant idea. I’m going to stay here with you two instead of going home to Papa and Daddy.”

Harry kissed the top of her head and hugged her. “Your dads would have our heads if we kept you here. Your first year has been really hard on them.”

Antares groaned, grumbling about unreasonable fathers and one was bad enough, but I have to have two.

“Come here, you,” Draco said, holding out his arms for his granddaughter. He thanked God every day for Lily Luna, who had decided that being a single mother wasn’t the best choice for her or her baby and had agreed to allow Albus and Scorpius to adopt the baby.

She looked up at Harry with a grin, and Draco was struck by how similar they looked. The same emerald eyes that sparkled when they were teasing. The tiny cleft in the chin, the wide smile. He loved that little girl; Harry was absolutely right—Draco was the pushover grandfather, the one who would do anything for her.

Antares hopped out of Harry’s chair and wriggled in next to Draco. “Can I come hang out this summer and paint some with you? Acrylics this time?”

Draco nodded, unwilling to trust his voice not to crack. Antares was both brilliant and beautiful. She could do anything she wanted; instead, she wanted to spend time with him. “If you promise to get more paint on the canvas than yourself this time.” Draco tried to sound stern, but even to his own ears he sounded like a fraud.

“Did Papa tell you they’re coming here to pick me up? I think they’re just trying to make sure you and Grampy are behaving. They’re probably going to steal your biscuits, because Dad says no one bakes like you.”

Standing at the head table facing the professors and students, Professor McGonagall clapped her hands sharply and called for everyone to take their seats. Antares ran off, squeezing between her friends at the Slytherin table.

“Why do you think they’re really coming?” Harry leaned across the chair to ask, his mouth close to Draco’s ear.

“Who cares,” Draco asked, turning his head enough to capture Harry’s lips. “The real question is how fast can they leave so we can be alone?” He slid his palm to Harry’s cheek and kissed him again. Draco felt some of the tension drain from Harry as he sighed and leaned fully into the kiss.

“Gentlemen, Minerva is waiting to begin.” Professor Flitwick’s voice dragged them away from each other; Professor McGonagall stared at Harry and Draco as she waited, and Draco blushed, feeling every bit a first year.

“Now that I have everyone’s attention,” Professor McGonagall said and winked at Draco and Harry, “It is my honor to announce this year’s winner for the House Cup. With the smallest margin in years, the house cup is awarded to Gryffindor! With a special commendation from the Ministry for their head of house, Professor Potter, for his work on Wizard/Muggle relations.”

With a flick of McGonagall’s wand, the banners throughout the great hall flipped from the Hogwarts crest to the deep red and regal gold. For good measure, the embroidered Gryffins roared and pawed at the fabric.

The students cheered and tossed their hats into air. Harry ran to the Gryffindor table, high-fiving and hugging as many Gryffindors as he could before McGonagall silenced them.

“Our final order of business for this 2039-2040 school year is something you have all been waiting for. In 1998, I became headmistress, but forty years is enough. The school needs new leadership, someone who is willing to drag us, kicking and screaming into the 21st Century. To integrate Muggle technology and bridge the gap between the two worlds.”

Draco slipped his hand over Harry’s and didn’t flinch when Harry locked their fingers. Draco slowly, gently brushed his thumb over Harry’s and offered positive, supportive thoughts. All Draco could sense from Harry was frigid water, too cold, too much. Fighting but losing to the pull of the water. Draco pressed back with images of their quiet, peaceful flat. The fire crackling as the two of them sat together holding hands.

“We interviewed every member of our current staff, and then the committee welcomed students’ input. They felt a headmaster should be someone willing to listen. To hold to the rules, but also able to see that exceptions sometimes must be made. Someone involved in the social life of the school. Someone who stands up for the students’ rights, regardless of what parents might say.

“Students recommended one professor again and again.”

Draco tried to extricate his hand for a moment, to let blood flow back to his fingers. He knew eventually Harry would accept the committee’s choice. But if McGonagall could just get on with the announcement…

“Instead of hearing it from me, I’d like to have you hear it from one of the most persuasive students.” Minerva waved a student to the podium, and Draco craned his neck to see who it was.

Antares.

Running to the podium, robe flying behind her, her hair a mess.

“Hi everyone. I’m Antares Potter-Malfoy. I’m a first year. Thanks for the chance to tell you about the best person for headmaster. My family always said it’s really important that school prepares us not just to be good Wizards and Witches, but to be good people and stewards of the world. I talked to a lot of you, about who you thought should be headmaster. Every kid said the same name. Now you might think I'm biased because he's my grandfather, but if you sat in his class, you know that he loves you.”

Draco listened carefully, working to ignore Harry’s death grip on his hand.

Antares smiled toward her grandfathers. “Sure, you're likely to be yelled at if you forget your homework, but you're also likely to get a hug and a biscuit. Grand-père says he bakes the biscuits just for Grampy, but we all know that the biscuit jar in their flat is full for any one of us when we need it.”

Antares’ words confused Draco. Harry never gives the students biscuits; he always yells at me for giving them all away.

“I am proud to announce that the newest headmaster Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is my awesome grandfather, Draco Malfoy.”

…What? What! Who’s...Oh, shit. It’s me.

Draco stared at Antares. At Minerva. He turned to Harry, who’d released his hand and stood, along with the entire student body. Albus and Scorpius, Jamie, Lily, even Ginny stood behind his chair, applauding and cheering.

Antares stepped away from the microphone and ran to hug Draco. "I did good, didn’t I? You never even knew that I knew! That's why my dads are here!"

Students rushed to congratulate Draco and offer their apologies to Harry for not being chosen. Draco stood in shock, holding Antares' hand and trying to make sense of what happened.

Harry was to be the next headmaster. Everyone knew that. He would be brilliant. The chosen one chosen again. What happened? Because he was a Malfoy, mean, surly, sarcastic. For Merlin’s sake, he taught Art. In the greatest surprise of Draco's life, he learned that the students liked him. He grinned at the thought of Yo!Smith, of Ximena Martinez, of the dozens of students he cajoled, bribed, argued with, and praised each day. Of the biscuits he baked and gave away as rewards, apologies, encouragement, as comfort. They actually liked and respected him.

Professor McGonagall wound her way through the crowd to the Potter-Malfoy clan (which kept growing--Ron and Hermione showed up, along with Molly and Arthur, who mentioned George and Angelina would be along any minute) and hugged Harry. "I hope you're not disappointed,” she asked, her voice apologetic.

And Draco laughed. A tiny bubble of a giggle at first that grew into belly laughter. “Disappointed? Harry’s thrilled. I’m the one in shock. Who in their right mind would choose me over Harry Potter?”

Antares wrapped her arms around Draco. “You think you’re so mean, Grand-père, that no one likes you. But you’re not. Everyone here knows that. We knew you’d be a great headmaster.” She looked at Harry, who looked happier than Draco had ever seen. “No offense, Grampy.”

“She’s right, Draco,” Minerva said, patting Draco’s shoulder. “Once we interviewed you, listened to your views on child-centered education, different learning styles, and revamping the curriculum, we knew you were our choice. And when we spoke to the students, they all talked about how understanding you are. That there are rules, but sometimes, you’ll bend them, and that you’re always willing to listen and help.”

“He’s pretty terrific,” Scorpius said proudly, hugging Draco from behind, since Antares refused to release Grand-père. “The house elves have set up a party in your suite,” Scorpius said. “Shall we bring this party there? And Professor McGonagall, please join us.”

Antares led them out of the Great Hall, showing them the shortest, best route to Harry and Draco’s suite.

Harry tugged on Draco’s arm, holding him back from the others. “Are you ok with being chosen? I know it’s a shock.”

Draco thought carefully before answering. “You know, I am alright with it. I know it will be a giant headache, but I think it will be okay. And you? Are you ok with not being chosen?”

Harry grinned, relief flooding his face. “Oh, Merlin, yes. I’m so happy I could dance right here at Hogwarts.” He tried out a few moves, but looked ridiculous and stopped. “Anyway, still fancy a go in the Prefects’ bathroom? Now that you’re Headmaster?”

Draco’s heart skipped a beat. God damn Potter and that blush on his cheeks, his heavy eyes that basically transmitted take me to bed. His fingers, soft and careful. “They’ll miss us. It’s our party.”

“Let them miss us,” Harry said, pulling Draco to him until their bodies touched, until they breathed the same air, almost kissing. “I think we need to celebrate. By ourselves.”

Draco brushed his lips over Harry’s, a light tease. “How long do you think they’ll stay?”

The unexpected, overwhelming scent of lily of the valley assaulted Draco. He pulled away enough not to sneeze in Harry’s face.

“May the gods bless you, Draco,” Sybil Trelawney said as she passed them, her perfume heavy in her wake. “I knew you would be a suitable Headmaster.”

Harry snickered at her Inner Eye, but Draco stepped on his foot to encourage him to shut up.

Professor Trelawney turned her nose up and continued walking. “You should wait for your swim until this evening. I believe your sons are quite busy.”

“She's right,” Harry said, disappointed to agree with her. “They've planned this party--”

“That's not what she meant!” Draco laughed at Harry as realization dawned on his face.

“They're--Prefects bath--oh, Merlin, we almost walked in on them!” Harry hid his face behind his hands and pretended to shiver.

Draco wrapped his arms around Harry’s waist and kissed him sweetly, enough to remind Harry of what was to come. “Let’s go to the party, and when we’re done we can explore the Headmaster’s suite. Maybe the bathtub is better.”

Draco pulled Harry up the hallway. Perhaps being Headmaster would have its privileges.

Date: 2017-03-09 05:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] gracerene
Aww, this was lovely! I really liked seeing Harry and Draco as properly older professors with their grandchildren at Hogwarts. And Draco as an art professors was a unique twist. Lovely work!

Date: 2017-03-23 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it! I like the idea of Draco being creative after growing up in such a closed off environment!

Date: 2017-03-09 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] kikimay
Awwww, bless you Mystery Author! This is so adorable and everything I've ever wanted. My fondness for older and basically married Draco/Harry found its fuel everytime I see a story this beautiful.

I love how happy they are, how happy everyone seems to be. Scorpius, Albus, their daughter, Minerva ... awwww <333 And I love the fact that Draco is chosen as Headmaster because his students appreciate him a lot. This is the best Draco I could possibly imagine: someone who grew up from his mistakes and learned a lot. And he teaches art! He always had that artistic streak.

Also, LOL at Trelawney dropping hints like that.

Date: 2017-03-23 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
OMG thank you so much. I love how 50 is salt and pepper! Ahem. Ahem.

Date: 2017-03-09 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carpemermaid.livejournal.com
Aww, this is so tender and heartwarming! I love Draco's way with his students, and the twist of him being chosen for Headmaster. The beginning had me grinning, and their granddaughter was adorable. I really loved Draco as an art professor! Thanks for bringing my prompt to life! :D

Date: 2017-03-23 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
TY!! I had to rewrite the granddaughter so many times because she kept coming across as like 5 lolol

Date: 2017-03-10 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divertazsc.livejournal.com
So sweet, I adore how much they love one another. This is one of my favorite fests as we see them grow old together

Date: 2017-03-23 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!

Date: 2017-03-10 11:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] capitu
Aww, this was fantastic! I loved it, I love how comforting it is, how Draco was going to be there for Harry no matter what, and support him in the [supposedly] trying times ahead.

I just love that he had no idea how loved he is by all the students, even if it was obvious he was. Even by Yo!Smith! LOL Which, I realised he totally is because they were joking with him. And just, such a warm feeling all around.

I was so happy for Harry not getting picked! \o/ But super happy for Draco! Perfect, and their whole family being there was the best, such a beautiful touch.

LOL That ending! Hahahaha, awesome! Wonderful story. Thank you, mystery author! <3

Date: 2017-03-23 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
I kind of thought people would expect Harry to be the headmaster. And I wanted to give tiny hints that the kids liked Draco.

I'm so glad you liked it!! Ty for leaving me love.

Edited Date: 2017-03-23 04:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-03-11 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alisanne.livejournal.com
Aww! *claps*
Wonderful.
I love Draco as headmaster (almost as much as Harry likes the idea, apparently) and I love seeing them happily growing old together in the place they both think of as home.
Beautifully done!

Date: 2017-03-23 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
I think the years Harry spent at Hogwarts were when he realized what family could be. And when Draco returns Bc of his relationship with Harry-- that's when he realizes too. Ty for reading and I'm so glad you liked it!

Date: 2017-03-12 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindabbles.livejournal.com

Aw, very sweet! I loved the unexpected jobs for them, and it made total sense that Harry wouldn't want to be headmaster. Loved their dynamic as well.

Date: 2017-03-23 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
Thank you!! I love the idea of Harry teaching wizard kids about muggle tech!!

Date: 2017-03-12 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabethea.livejournal.com
Oh, this is utterly darling! Everything about it, and Draco will be a fabulous Headmaster. Plus the bath and nearly walking in on their sons is just a perfect ending.

Date: 2017-03-23 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
I had forgotten I wrote this--and then in my "staying in Paris" Fic I guess I took care of that!

Thank you so much for reading :)

Date: 2017-03-12 08:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] khalulu
Art professor, great career!

Date: 2017-03-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
TY! I wrote a Fic last year where Harry has to help Draco (who's been banished from England after the war) come to Hogwarts for Scorpius' "graduation." That Draco was an artist. This is just a continuation :)

Date: 2017-03-23 01:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icicle33
This was fantastic! I agree that Harry would probably not want to be Head Master. He'd be happier just teaching his students. Your Harry was really perfect in this. But Draco as grumpy Professor Malfoy, who probably thought he was more Snape with his harsh demeanor, but secretly loved his students was just amazing! It was a great characterization of him, and I do think he'll make the perfect Head Master. Also, all the students and minor characters were great too. Really, I just loved this entire world you created. Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2017-03-23 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnin-up-a-sun.livejournal.com
OMG thank you!! I actually had a scene where Draco stood in front of a mirror and tried to channel Snape!!

Date: 2017-03-24 02:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] articcat621.livejournal.com
I absolutely loved this!! Oh my goodness this was just wonderful!! I loved the realisation that Draco was picked (he'd be a wonderful headmaster!) The relationship between Harry and Draco here is just so sweet too <3 nicely done! Xx

Date: 2017-04-24 05:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lokifan
Aw, this is lovely and a very cute twist! Also yay for child-centred education and some arts at Hogwarts!

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