Salt and Pepper Fest: Anon Master List

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Here's the Anon Master List for this year's Salt and Pepper Fest. Thanks to everyone who's been reading and commenting! The creators really appreciate it. :)

•2065: It's our year - Teddy/Hugo Weasley, G
Summary: Prompt 21: It took until after Teddy and Victoire divorced for Hugo to finally admit to his feelings for Teddy.

•About Damn Time - Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, PG-13, 4045 words
Summary: All Draco wants to do is eat his custard cup and nap in peace. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, when the Flamel House for Experienced Wixen is overrun with Harry Potter and his idiot friends.

•Always be there face I live with - Severus Snape/Harry Potter, G, 4844 words
Summary: Prompt: "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier. Give us a piece of their Happily Ever After™.

•Apologetically, Sirius Black - Sirius Black/Severus Snape, PG-13, 6015 words
Summary: I, Sirius Orion Black, would like to extend an apology to those who were interviewed in relation to the so-called tell-all manuscript that may have been titled 'The Black Sheep of the Family' or 'Hiding Amongst The Shearers' depending on which intern entered the title for printing.

•Darling, It's Never Too Late - Harry/Ron, NC-17, 2771 words
Summary: "I was just wondering why you never settled down. You're a catch, mate, and I don't mean because you're Harry fucking Potter, but because you're you."
"Because I've been in love with you since we were kids, Ron."

•Eulogy - Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, PG-13, 1499 words
Summary: Ron writes an article for the Daily Prophet in remembrance.

•the frenemies' guide to beekeeping - Draco/Harry, R, 5693 words
Summary: Harry gaped, speechless. Then he gave it two seconds of thought and pulled himself together. "Oh. Andromeda told you."

"On the contrary, Potter." Malfoy wiped his hands with a tea towel from over his shoulder. He nudged his glasses up his nose with one long finger. "I have spent the past thirty years in the study of human nature, psychology, and criminal investigation. Not to mention Muggle methods of fingerprinting, forensics, even 19th century physiognomy." He paused, and the lines at the corners of his mouth creased sharply. His eyes glittered. "...And also, yes, Andromeda told me."
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An ode to Sherlock Holmes featuring one recently retired Magipathologist, one sharp-tongued beekeeper, and purloined case files from the DMLE that are absolutely none of their beeswax.

•Home is Where the Heart Is - Harry/Hermione/Ron, PG-13, 1060 words
Summary: Prompt 14: home is where the heart is. Kids have grown up/left the home and the trio feel like moving in together to downsize a bit.

•The Last Day - Harry Potter/Severus Snape, PG, 1800 words
Summary: 58 - Tis the eve of Headmaster Snape's retirement. He's feeling a bit sentimental.

•Simmer - Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, R, 1419 words
Summary: Arthur doesn't know why he loves watching Molly cook. There's something about cooking that makes Arthur wish he could be more like her. He's always felt this way but as he's gotten older those feelings have only become more persistent and confusing.

•Sunday With Draco - Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, PG-13, 4800 words
Summary: A sweet domestic story about lazy breakfasts, overflowing library shelves and tulip bulbs. Harry and Draco are in their sixties and they're happier than ever.

•Young Again - Draco/Hermione, PG, 1240 words
Summary: "She's divorced now," Pansy whispered.
His head whipped around, catching the eyes of Hermione Granger.
"She's free, you're free. Why are you still standing here with me?" Pansy asked.

Reveals and a final master list will be posted Wednesday, March 15th. Until then, catch up on what you've missed!