Salt and Pepper Fest: Luna Lovegood: Wank Coach for the Long-Since Deceased

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Title: Luna Lovegood: Wank Coach for the Long-Since Deceased
Author: frnklymrshnkly
Characters/Pairings: Luna Lovegood, Lavender/Parvati, Dean/Seamus, Ginny/Pansy, Harry/Draco, George/Lee, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom
Rating: T
Word Count: 9906
Content/Warning(s): Gen fic, self-partnership, happy single life, living your best life at 50, friendship, Luna is a life coach, for ghosts, she specialises in wanking, sexual actualisation, casual sex offscreen, birthday party, Beltane, foraging, frolicking, psychotropic truffles, cake, dancing, 80s music, 90s music, 00s music, giving no fucks, party planning, banter, off-screen nutting with the imprint of a departed soul, ectoplasm is no joke
Summary/Prompt: Prompt C16; Luna Lovegood is 50, coaching ghosts in wanking, foraging for psychotropic truffles, and dancing around a Beltane bonfire. Any questions?
A/N: The author does not vouch for the efficacy of any ghost wanking techniques herein. They do, however, thank their beta profusely for the cheeread, the amazing work on this (as always <33333), and suggesting the term 'ectaculate' :D

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