Salt and Pepper Fest: Things Grow Finer With Age (Harry/Draco; PG)

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Title: Things Grow Finer With Age
Artist: carpemermaid
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Media: Digital, Clip Studio Paint
Content/Warning(s): Draco's inability to handle Muggle devices and his increasing exasperation, Draco attempting to drive a car, horrible texting, schmoopy dancing
Summary/Prompt: Prompt 60 - Harry and Draco are moving in together, but Draco being a pure-blood wizard is just not used to all the Muggle artifacts Harry insists in having in their new house, and really, he's too old to be learning this stuff. Chaos ensues when he tries.
A/N: I had so much fun playing around with this prompt and planning out what items Draco would take issue with while moving in with Harry! He just... did not play well with Muggle things. But Harry's good about persuading him to open his mind, so it all works out in the end. Please view full size, if you're able, to see the details! You can thank trying to decipher my mother's autocorrected text messages as inspiration for Draco's horrible ability to text.


Draco: PTTER HIW THE DUCK DO I GET 2 MAGCK MAP & CN U GT MILK
Harry: Press on the home button and then tap on the map icon. I'll pick up milk on my way home. ♥ you!
Draco: PTTE I DN"T WAN 2 GO 2 GRIMM PLACE I NEED MAP 2 FIND HOW 2 GT 2 TESCI 4 ICE CREM...MERLIN I HATE THIS DAMN CONTRACEPTIVE IT OPNED SIRI AGAIN

Comments

[kikimay]

I'm laughing so hard! This is perfection. The art is GREAT, the message above is hilarious for Draco's inability to text properly. DRACO WITH BOOTS. HARRY WITH THE BEARD. "DRACO, WHAT DID YOU DO??!"

Actual Draco Malfoy: @SIRI why does god allow suffering?

*ROFL*

[carpemermaid.livejournal.com]

<3333 Thanks, sugar! I'm so thrilled you found the texting so funny, and that you enjoy their outfits! :D

Actual Draco Malfoy: @SIRI why does god allow suffering?

RIGHT?! Omg though, exactly what I was thinking when I was doing his texting lol!