Prompt: There’s an old wives tale in Draco’s family that an unwed Malfoy man will suffer an elaborate and painful death unless he finds a spouse by the age of 55. At 54, Malfoy is very much unwed, and quite certain that this is all total bollocks, but his mother thinks the situation is dire and is determined to find someone suitable for him to prevent certain, ridiculous death. It doesn’t help that the only sane person in all of this is Malfoy’s neighbour, Harry Potter, or that Draco has been nursing feelings for him for quite some time. He’s getting far too old for all of this...
Suggested Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Theme/Tone: romance, fun, humour
Additional Info: up to you if it’s EWE or if Draco is simply divorced from Astoria! Narcissa setting draco up with disastrous dates would be fun, charming!Harry